Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

2010-03-20

Portland's West Sylvan Middle School is Out of Control!

Drugs? STDs? Pregnancies? Violence? Bullying? Low attendance? Nope, hugs. Now this is one of the cutest school plagues I have ever seen - I'm kinda glad that out of control hugging is the biggest problem at this school, because it kinda makes you wanna laugh. I mean, sure it seems like a big problem for them, but it would have been a Hell of a lot worse if the problem was drugs or pregnancies or something.


----The hugs were out of control at West Sylvan Middle School.

Students could not pass each other in the hallway without a hug, the principal said. The girls were hugging one another all the time. Kids were late to class because of the hugs.

Classes would end, middle schoolers would eye a classmate at the other end of the hallway, "they'd scream, run down the hallway and jump in each other's arms," Principal Allison Couch said.

It was, Couch said, a virus of hugs.

So the principal banned hugs on the school campus in late February.

The campus of nearly 600 seventh- and eighth-graders joined a growing list of schools nationwide that have halted hugs as well as other behaviors deemed detrimental to teaching and learning.

Couch said she was prompted to act in part because of a school bus incident that drew police. Though she would not describe what happened, she said no students had been harmed.

Also, it appeared to her that some students were hugging others who did not want the sign of affection.

In a March 10 memo written to other school district officials, Couch wrote, "Several parents have called because their child is being hugged, and because there is a 'culture of hugging' here they didn't feel that they could say no."

In at least one case, hugging was used as a form of mockery -- when two eighth-grade girls hugged a seventh-grade boy, she said.

"'They did that to be mean,'" Couch said the boy told her later. "'They don't like me. They did that to be mean.'"

Also, parents reported that girls were using hugging as a game to see how fast boys could become aroused, Couch said, adding, "I was seeing evidence of it."

The policy may sound unreasonable to someone outside the school, she said, but if someone filed a lawsuit because of unwanted touching, a bigger news story would have resulted. ----

Full story HERE

2009-11-04

Random Title

Ever want to see some random funny thing? Find a random stock photo? Read a random article? Or read a random person's whining? Sometimes you're just too lazy to know what to do and sometimes you just need a little inspiration from the excellence of randomizers. Here is a list of randomizers, everytime you click them, you will come to a different website, story or whatever!

NOTE: I did not personally pick out any of these articles or pictures. These are randomizers, meaning everytime you click them something completely random will show up. Due to the fact that you cannot predict where these links will lead you, you should use some caution clicking them!

Random funny video at Tofulator
Random file at Wikimedia Commons
Random LOL at I Can Has Cheezburger?
Random LOL at ROFLrazzi
Random funny picture at StoneHome
Random 404 message from 404 Research Lab
Random article at Anarchopedia
Random urban legend at Snopes
Random complaints at b-tch
Random kawaii website listed at All Things Kawaii
Random texts at Texts From Last Night
Random quote collection from Wikiquote
Random medical article at Ganfyd
Random Cyanide and Happiness comic at Explosm
Random article at Citizendium
Random LOL at Pundit Kitchen
Random article at Scholarpedia
Random stories at F My Life
Random page at Wikisource
Random funny article at Wittypedia
Random parody article at Encyclopedia Dramatica
Random article at Wikinews
Random complaint at Complain About
Random lie at Dave's Web Of Lies
Random funny picture at Eat Liver
Random cute video at VideoSift's Cute Channel
Random toon at Left-Handed Toons By Right-Handed People
Random word or phrase at Urban Dictionary
Random history article at Archives Wiki
Random LOL at I Has A Hot Dog
Random average cat picture at Average Cats
Random unrelated picture at Unrelated Captions
Random species at Wikispecies
Random FAIL at Fail Blog
Random page at the Internet censorship wiki
Random funny article at Uncyclopedia
Random comic at xkcd
Random look-alikes at Totally Looks Like
Random article at Wikiversity
Random Engrish LOL at Engrish Funny
Random story at The Costumer Is Not Always Right
Random photo article at Fotopedia
Random word at Wiktionary
Random article at Wikipedia
Random author at Wikisource
Random LOL at Graph Jam
Random destination at Wikitravel

2009-08-09

Link Post: Language And Communication

In this linky special I'm gonna offer you some... Links. Links about language, communication, names and similar things!

The Voices of Many - Translate a piece of text into various dialects
Bureau of Communication - Because you shouldn't have to do all this on your own!
Hanzi Smatter - Dedicated to the misuse of Chinese characters

2009-01-22

Funny Websites

Here are some links to some funny websites - Handpicked by me and listed in random order!

Institute for Naming Children Humanely - Basically, any name is wrong
The End of the Internet - This is the last page
Weird eBay Auctions - So bizarre
Eric Conveys An Emotion - Everyone likes a sensitive man
Free The Gnomes - They're people too, you know!
Staring Contest - I don't know
White Whine - Stuff white people complain about... Or more specifically, spoiled people I guess
404 Research Lab - This is not an error
Funny Photos - Read the dang title
HolyJuan - Stuff
Country Stereotypes - Kinda interesting
Lifehacker - Could be useful
MotiFake - Some of these are so funny
5 Second Films - Finally, movies I can focus on!
The Chive - Funny pictures
Famousr - Kinda pointless, but what the heck!
The Infinite Cat Project - This is the essence of awesome!
Moronland - Silly
Dumb - Also silly
Chat With God - He's kinda bitchy
Dave's Web Of Lies - In case you get bored with the truth
Tomatoes Are Evil - Join the hate!
Eat Liver - No, it's not a cannibal site, it's really just a collection of general funny photos
Human For Sale - How much are you worth?

2008-12-04

Teh LOLblogs

I've linked to the LOLblogs several times before, but since they make new LOLblogs, I feel I must update the complete LOLblogs list... These are only the official ones associated with I Can Has Cheezburger?, the original LOLblog, not any personal LOLblogs that people might have, though they are often also funny.

2008-09-25

Poems By Me

I know I suck at poetry... I just suddenly felt like trying to write poems about my feelings... Super-fruity I know... Here is the fruit of that by the way. Wow, I didn't even realize the funny of "fruity" and "fruit" at first, ha ha!

2008-09-21
JUST ANOTHER PHYSICAL DESIRE

I never knew
I was always meant to find you
And now that I've found you
You'll never be alone
'Cause I can be your soul
You know I need this love
I wake up
And know
I'm just another physical desire
I wake up
And know
I am actually dead
I wish you were here
If only to kiss me good bye

2008-09-22
WHERE IS IT?

Where is it?
When will it happen?
Did I scare it away?
Is my desire too strong?
I'm sorry
I cry myself to sleep
Staying alive with the hope
That one day it will be true

THERE WAS NO EMOTION

There was no emotion
Until I found
What I thought could not exist
And when I found it
I could blissfully live
And die in pain

2008-09-24
NOW I'LL HAVE TO WAIT

I was simply dead
In a dull gray world
You made me live
And turned the gray into color
When the lie was revealed
I was painfully dead
In a deep black world
Now I'll have to wait
I'll wait an eternity
For what was once a lie
To be the truth

2008-08-08

She's Dead

Yup, the author of this blog has kicked the bucket. Ha ha! Got ya! Wasn't that funny? I should be dead though. I give up. I don't care who doesn't love who and who isn't happy and whatnot. I give up. I lay down and I die and I forget about Louis and Freya and Gloria and Tifa and Yuffie and Olga and Majken and Arne and Ayo and Feo and Stuart and Katie and Leena and Vladimir and Christy and Sébastyén and Svartis and Misty and Pepsi and Hedvig.

Don't want me to die? Well, sign this petition and please, for more impact, put down your personal reasons to not let Signe the ugly teenage girl to leave this planet ha ha ha ha that's what you get for not caring, fuckbags! I hate this world and everything in it, except some of you, I love and when I say I hate you, that is just a lie.

Here are some purdy pictures of the Signe for y'all.




2008-07-24

Typos

Sometimes when I look at old blog entries I made, I discover typos. I leave them there, because I don't like to go back in old blog entries and change them - What if you'd edit your old diary entries, huh? Anyway, I just found that I had accidentally referred to Roger Dean Young as Roger Dead Young. Dead Young? Poor boy.

2008-04-30

Pook

My name is Signe.