2008 Summary

Summary of 2008

The best photo I took each month

The best CRACKED post each month

The most important news story of each month

And the best LOLpic from each month

January

The 9 Most Racist Disney Characters

Space probe's flyby of Mercury was success

February

The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

Raul Castro elected Cuban president

March

5 Horrifying Food Additives You've Probably Eaten Today

Exploding star shows rare view of early stages of a supernova

April

Your Body Hates You: 6 Gruesome Disorders Anyone Can Get

Will the Large Hadron Collider Create a black hole?

May

The Top 7 Secrets to Writing a Cracked.com Top 7 List

More than 10,000 feared dead in Myanmar cyclone

June

20 Jobs Too Awesome To Exist

If the Large Hadron Collider produced a black hole, it probably wouldn't matter

July

13 Things You Won't Believe Are Against The Law Somewhere

At least 41 killed by Kabul embassy bomb

August

The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts (From the Bible)

Date set for operation of Large Hadron Collider

September

The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got Rich

Dogs as pets, new trend in China

October

6 MORE Creepy urban Legends (That Happen to be True)

Fritzl reveals: Locked his mother up until she died

November

The 6 Most Inappropriate Porn-Character Occupations

Barack Obama wins US election

December

The 7 Dumbest Things Ever Done By Airport Security

Blagojevic arrested for corruption

Thank you!

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I Has A Hot Dog

NY Times

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IHT

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BLIC

ROFL Razzi

For making this summary possible!

Thanks to

My friends Louis, Fruppy, Stuart, Juwana, Sébastyén, Katie and Vladimir

My cats Gloria, Tifa and Yuffie

My cousins Olga and Majken

My snake Arne

My turtle Feo

My sister Lydia

My brother Simon

And Hedvig, Jay, Christy and Lyna

For making life worth living!

Summary Of December 2008

The top 5 best photos I took this month:

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Top 3 coolest CRACKED posts of the month:

1. The 7 Dumbest Things Ever Done By Airport Security

2. Why Switching Bodies With Someone Would Suck

3. There Are Certain Advantages to Being The Office Gay Guy

Top 2 most important news stories of the month:

1. Singer Odetta Gordon dead

2. Remains of Russia's last Tsar found

Top 8 best LOLpics of the month:

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LOLpics from I Can Has Cheezburger? - ROFLrazzi - FAIL Blog - Engrish Funny - Graph Jam

Even More Poems By Me

2008, December 5

EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALRIGHT

Everything would be alright

If somebody could save me

I've been in Hell for way too long

The devils love to rape you

They love to torture you

Then they leave you all alone

Among all the others

That you cannot touch

That cannot touch you

That you cannot see

That cannot see you

As you starve to death

Together

All alone

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December 7

NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT

You're a monster

You're a god

You're a human

You're an animal

Eyes blindfolded

You stagger around

Randomly hating

Randomly loving

Just to leave your mark

Without thinking

You could take a deep breath

And make decisions you won't regret

But then you would just sit around all day

There's more to do when you're stupid

So you just go out and you laugh and you cry

And you kill and you heal

Just so that people will see you

Once there was a lady

Who loved you very much

Even though you were always ugly and mean

She said, baby, my son, I'm always here

She knew you'd need her later

Do you remember?

Someone loved you for you

Somebody wanted to keep you

But look what you've become

Where is your mother now? 

Is she even alive?

Do you even know?

Someone decided to give you the world

You just laughed and ran away

Now nobody looks at you anymore

Nobody will love you again

Your mother is dead and gone

There was a funeral

Where you there? 

Well, this is your life

There's no one else to blame

Now you have nothing left

Nobody cares for you

Nobody wants your care

You once had a mother's unconditional love

That was all you had

And most you could ever get

You forgot all her birthdays

And now she's dead

And now you have nothing left

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December 8

WHY?

When you broke my heart

It turned into dust

See, my love is fire

Yours, just ashes on the dirty ground

Think twice

Before you walk away

It may be easy on you

But where am I to go?

Now I've reached the sky

After all this time I've tried

I found it was only a painting

The clouds, merely plastic bags

So I feel strangely reborn

Like a freshly diseased corpse

I'm not living anymore

Just staying alive

My first mistake was being born

My second was not dying

Would you miss me if I died?

I feel dead already

Do you miss me already?

I am right here!

Yet you are far away

Why?

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December 9

PLEASE DON'T

You're the one I want to understand

The one I want to love

Know

Trust

I wish you were here

Time stands still without you

I pray to made up gods to remove my pain

To remove my worries

My ache

My sorrow

Don't let us become

Like the people in the stories

Stories of those who parted

And never met again

Please don't

Poems By Me

I know I suck at poetry... I just suddenly felt like trying to write poems about my feelings... Super-fruity I know... Here is the fruit of that by the way. Wow, I didn't even realize the funny of "fruity" and "fruit" at first, ha ha!

2008-09-21

JUST ANOTHER PHYSICAL DESIRE

I never knew

I was always meant to find you

And now that I've found you

You'll never be alone

'Cause I can be your soul

You know I need this love

I wake up

And know

I'm just another physical desire

I wake up

And know

I am actually dead

I wish you were here

If only to kiss me good bye

2008-09-22

WHERE IS IT?

Where is it?

When will it happen?

Did I scare it away?

Is my desire too strong?

I'm sorry

I cry myself to sleep

Staying alive with the hope

That one day it will be true

THERE WAS NO EMOTION

There was no emotion

Until I found

What I thought could not exist

And when I found it

I could blissfully live

And die in pain

2008-09-24

NOW I'LL HAVE TO WAIT

I was simply dead

In a dull gray world

You made me live

And turned the gray into color

When the lie was revealed

I was painfully dead

In a deep black world

Now I'll have to wait

I'll wait an eternity

For what was once a lie

To be the truth

Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes

Yes, in my last blog post I joked about my own death, we all thought that was really funny, now didn't we, but now this is real.

Bernie Mac

1957-10-05 - 2008-08-09

Bernard McCullough, from The Bernie Mac Show, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, The Original Kings Of Comedy and much more, died of sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs. He left behind a wife, daughter and grandchild. At the time of his death, Bernie was working on the movie Soul Man with Isaac Hayes.

Isaac Hayes

1942-08-20 - 2008-08-10

One day after Bernie died, Isaac Hayes died. He was an honorary king of an area in Ghana and the voice of Chef in South Park, though he was more famous for his music. At the time of his death he was preparing a new album. His cause of death is not entirely determined, though it is believed it was related to the stroke he had in 2006.