2008-08-29

Photos By Me: Zoo Animals

All these photos are from the summer of 2008. Older zoo photos can be found in an earlier blog entry. Yeah, in May I posted a blog entry with some zoo pics I took in May.

June 1, The Butterfly House, Haga
Birdie

Butterfly

July 15, Skansen
Baby baboon

Wittle chipmunk

An awesome Mexican red-knee tarantula


A pretty sweet peacock


Super-awesome baby moose... I took this photo from just behind it ha ha

July 18, Parken Zoo, Eskilstuna
A purdy white tiger taking a nap


A sweet lioness taking a nap among some other lions

An awesome leopard


Awesome handsome cheetah

A little goat... And a girl playing with it

A Pallas' cat. It is similar looking to regular cats, but quite a different body-shape.

2008-08-12

Ayo Is Dead


Yes, apparently my blog can get gloomier than it already was. My beautiful perfect baby turtle just stopped living today. It was extremely healthy and perky and everything and then yesterday it was just kinda slow and today it just stopped living. Just like that. It isn't fair to exchange the life of such a beautiful reptile for some worm poop in return.

My mom said she was worried about the turtle having been so slow yesterday. So I picked it up and it was just still. I touched the legs and the head. Splashed water at it. Poked it gently to make it react. Nothing. It was just dead. My perfect beautiful baby turtle that lived like royalty and got pampered perfectly.

I was completely crushed, just lay in my bed crying and screaming. I used my origami skills to make a black cardboard coffin and I put flowers in it. I put the turtle in the coffin and put the lid on. Me and my mother went out in the rain and darkness with a flashlight. My mother had dug a hole in our pet cemetery.

We put some leaves in the hole and took one last look at the turtle before we put the lid back on and put it in its grave. The hole was then covered with dirt and we placed three big stones on the grave, so no dog or cat would dig my turtle up. I was just sitting there in the bushes crying and screaming.

I only had three photos of this turtle. I didn't even have it for two months and it was perfectly healthy all the time. My other turtle was somewhat anorexic at first, but it just recovered finely. I decided to spend the post-funeral time -Don't know if post-funeral is a valid word- cleaning my room.

I just feel really upset and depressed now. I don't know how such a beautiful and healthy baby turtle could possibly just die. We took perfect care of it and this species usually lives a long time, often longer than humans even. I have seen turtles of this species much older and bigger and I said "Wow! My tiny baby turtle is gonna be that huge one day!"

2008-08-11

Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes

Yes, in my last blog post I joked about my own death, we all thought that was really funny, now didn't we, but now this is real.

Bernie Mac

1957-10-05 - 2008-08-09

Bernard McCullough, from The Bernie Mac Show, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, The Original Kings Of Comedy and much more, died of sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs. He left behind a wife, daughter and grandchild. At the time of his death, Bernie was working on the movie Soul Man with Isaac Hayes.

Isaac Hayes

1942-08-20 - 2008-08-10

One day after Bernie died, Isaac Hayes died. He was an honorary king of an area in Ghana and the voice of Chef in South Park, though he was more famous for his music. At the time of his death he was preparing a new album. His cause of death is not entirely determined, though it is believed it was related to the stroke he had in 2006.

2008-08-08

She's Dead

Yup, the author of this blog has kicked the bucket. Ha ha! Got ya! Wasn't that funny? I should be dead though. I give up. I don't care who doesn't love who and who isn't happy and whatnot. I give up. I lay down and I die and I forget about Louis and Freya and Gloria and Tifa and Yuffie and Olga and Majken and Arne and Ayo and Feo and Stuart and Katie and Leena and Vladimir and Christy and Sébastyén and Svartis and Misty and Pepsi and Hedvig.

Don't want me to die? Well, sign this petition and please, for more impact, put down your personal reasons to not let Signe the ugly teenage girl to leave this planet ha ha ha ha that's what you get for not caring, fuckbags! I hate this world and everything in it, except some of you, I love and when I say I hate you, that is just a lie.

Here are some purdy pictures of the Signe for y'all.




2008-08-03

For Christy

This post is dedicated to the art of posting cute animal pics! And to my friend Christy, get well soon!

Photos are from the internet, but it's a bit difficult to properly credit them, as I'm sure many of them have been spread out so many times they're impossible to trace!


















2008-08-01

Tatiana


Tatiana, 2003-06-27 - 2007-12-25

Yesterday my mother told me something she heard on the radio. A Swedish artist called Karin Mamma Andersson had told a story of when she and her family went to the San Francisco Zoo. They watched the feeding of a beautiful tiger named Tatiana. She jumped up really high. The man who fed her said she was athletic like a cat and beautiful like a puma.
Anyway, a while later, Karin's son talked to her. The whole day he had had this thing on his mind. How come Tatiana didn't escape? She clearly could have if she wanted to. He saw how high she jumped when she was fed. A time later, the family saw in the news that something had happened at a zoo.

Three men had taunted and provoked a tiger until it jumped out and attacked the men, killing the one who taunted her the most. The tiger was then executed. Her name was Tatiana. I just kept thinking of Tatiana, Tatiana, Tatiana, Tatiana all the time since my mother told me about this yesterday.

When I was home at my computer, I had to Google this and I found some more information on Tatiana. She was born 2003-06-27. The fucking idiots who taunted her were some worthless people who were high on marijuana and yelling and throwing stuff at the tiger. They had criminal records and were hostile with the police and paramedics.

It's not right to kill a beautiful tiger when they've done nothing wrong. She was just defending herself. OK, she was just chillin' in her home and some random drugged up men throw sticks and pine cones at her, yell at her, dangle their feet down the moat wall and annoy the living shit out of her. She goes to attack. I mean what the fuck would you have done in her situation?