Summary Of March 2009

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7 Terrifying Creatures You'll Never See Coming

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Some New Poems By Me

2009-02-19 BREAK ME NOW

Tell me, if I left you

Would you find somebody else?

If we never even met

Would you fall for another girl?

Before you knew me

Did you believe in love?

Would you try this out

And move on if it would fail?

Break me now - I am not what you need!

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WHAT DO YOU FEEL?

What do you feel?

Who do you love?

Does each person you know

Remind you of a song?

Who do you need?

Who means the most?

Why are you afraid?

What can you do?

Will you scare away love

Or love away fear?

Of all the people you know

Who do you need

To be close to?

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22 NOT AS GOOD AS YOU

A lonely girl as I

No one would notice

If she's alive

There are people that are quiet

And still attract a crowd

I could scream

At the top of my lungs

And no one would even notice I'm alive

No one sees I'm alive

Even though I try

I want to be a part of your life

I want to matter for something

I don't want to live

In a world where I

Am the only one

Trapped inside a box

Where I can see you

On the outside

Walking by

Not noticing

I am here

Locked inside

Have you looked enough?

Have you searched all around?

Why would you?

It's not what you need!

You don't need to find me

But I need you to

I want to be noticed

By you!

Break this box!

Let me outside!

Please, somebody

Tell me I'm alive!

I don't want to be

The only one

Who can see me

I don't even want to see me

I want you to see me!

As of now

There's not much to do

I spend my time crying

I don't have much more to do

So my time is spent crying

There aren't enough good things

Good things

Like you

You might be too good

Too good

To be true

You're way out of my league

So much better

Than I'll ever be

What could I possibly give you?

You have popularity

Talent, looks and a brain

What could I give you?

I'm just a burden on you!

I just whine about my worries

And rant about my fears

But how can I help it?

I just want you

To see

I'm alive!

I'm just afraid

Because I know

In the end

You'll do like everyone else

And desert me

Please don't

I just want you

To see that I'm alive

I'm a pathetic and ugly

Whiny and desperate

Little girl

But all that I want

Is to be a part of who you are

A part of your thoughts

Your feelings

Your heart

We both know

I'm not as good as you

And in the end

You'll do like everyone else

And desert me

It would be the sane thing to do

I'm just not as good

Not as good as you

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26 RIDICULOUSLY STUPIDLY

Do you even notice I'm alive?

I just want to belong to you!

But you're out of my league

So perfect in every way

All the love songs remind me of you

You make my heart pound

I don't want you because you turn me on

You turn me on because I want you!

And you turn me on badly

But you can't need me all that desperately

You don't even need to talk to me every day

But I desperately

Humbly

Ridiculously

Stupidly need

Only you

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28 ONE LAST GOODBYE

I just want to give you

One last goodbye

Soon, I will surely die

But not without this goodbye

If I end it all

Or die by mistake

Who will bid farewell

To all those I love?

I will

Right now

I cannot leave you without

This last goodbye

I put my finger in the snow

And wrote your name in cursive

The snow was cold, but looked much better

With your name written in it

When you were a stranger

You reached out for my hand

And ended up stealing my heart

Now it is yours, forever

You said "I want you to know me"

But now, somebody knows you more

My love, if I die, I will not leave without

This last goodbye

I got to be closer

Than anyone else

To the most beautiful girl

In the entire world

It was such a quick moment

And now already gone

Somebody won your heart

And I lost

The one you think about

As you fall asleep at night

Is someone else

Not me

Now all I can give you is

One last goodbye

Before I go

Before I die

I need you every second

Do you even need me every day?

What I promised meant nothing

Next to promises from someone else

I might be silly, you might be a stranger

But you reached out to me

Through the crowd

As if we were the only ones

My heart was already broken

By a man who was like a flame

Heating up a cold night

The only light in sight

Now you broke my heart

My lovely, beautiful girl

Like the colors in the sky at sunset

You are sweeter than a flame in the night

But I suppose this beauty

Is only here to taunt me

Show me what I cannot have

And break me down to pieces

It works, but remember

I love you either way

Every night and every day

I love you!

You were perfect for me

But someone else was perfect for you

When you had finally healed my heart

It died while in your hands

Like a baby bird

You tried to save

But failed

Or did you let it die?

Now all I can give you is

One last goodbye

Before I go

Before I die

Admiration, adoration

Affection, attraction

Desire, devotion

Passion

Take these words, my love

Turn them a billion times stronger

For all eternity

This is what I leave for you!

Yes, I leave you now, my dear

With the strongest of love and affection

As I go in the opposite direction

To the darkest pit of solitude and despair

Whenever I die and how

I will always love you

And will not leave you without

This last goodbye

Burn my body to ashes

Spread them out to sea

A Christian funeral

Is not for me

You showed up from nowhere and saved me

Then broke me and left me for dead

Soon, I will surely die

This is my last goodbye

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03-04 JEALOUS

I know I'm a selfish bitch

I don't want anyone

To even look your way

'Cause it makes me wanna puke

It makes me wanna throw up

Whenever you mention his name

I'm jealous 'til I'm sick

And then I'm jealous again

You said you couldn't ask

For anything but me

But you did and you got it

Now are you happy?

I was number one

For such a short while

Now he's on your mind

And I'll be jealous 'til I die

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16 SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

When you hurt an angel

And make her want to cut off her wings

And make her forget about the love

And focus on the fear

You earned yourself the worst

You sent yourself to Hell

Watch your back

Expect us

We will be there

Wherever you turn

There will be a soldier

A fighter

One of our kind

If you slip up again

Karma will get you

So you better sleep

With one eye open

For each time

You hit her

May huge rocks fall unto your head

For each time

You said a harsh word

May you be laughed at, spat at

Taunted and cursed

Expect us

Sleep with one eye open

When you've done the worst

Karma stands behind the corner

If you hurt her once

I will hurt you thrice

If you make her want to die

I will take your life

When you have the most beautiful one

And make her want to die

That's a proof

You fucking failed at life!

Remove yourself

Remove yourself from us

Isolate yourself

In a dark cave somewhere

You better wish

You better hope

No one speaks to you again

Karma waits around the corner

So you better sleep with one eye open

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20 GIRLS' NIGHT OUT

I'll forgive you

If you forgive me

Stop blaming you

And I'll stop blaming me

Let's put the blame

On the stupid boys

They're all out of town

It's girls' night out

And I want you to be mine

No, I won't hold you hostage

You will still be free

But if I let you run wild

Would you run home to me?

See, I won't keep you captive

Like a bird in a cage

No, I'll be the baby bird

Weak in your hands

I give myself to you

My heart, my body, my spirit

My soul

For you to experience

To love, kiss and hold

I held you too loosely

Made you feel second best

Then you ran away

And my heart was broken next

Now I want you back

And please don't run away

No, my darling Jack

This time I need you to stay

We've both made mistakes

They're all in the past

We are free now

Could we make it last?

The future is open

Like an unwritten book

No stress and no pressure

No force and no tears

I'll just say if you need me

I'll belong to only you

Because I need to be loved

And I know you do too

The boys are out of town

Now it's girls' night out

Now I'm yours - Baby, turn off the lights!

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24 WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

I fell in love with a boy

And he broke my heart

Then along came a girl

Who noticed I'm alive

And I noticed her

I fell out of love

And fell in love with a girl

Who fell in love with a boy

And broke my heart

Now what should I think?

What do you want from me?

Am I your friend

Your girlfriend

A sex fantasy

Or merely a toy?

What am I now doing wrong?

I have many flaws

I make so many mistakes

I'm lazy and whiny

Clingy and mean

But I try my best

I just need someone to love

Do I fall in love too much?

I only fell in love twice

Did I fall for you too quickly?

Or not soon enough?

Do I hold you too tight?

Or not tight enough?

What do you feel now?

What do you need?

I'm just a human

Just trying my best

I don't want things to be

Too quick or too slow

Too close or too distant

I just fell for you

And I know you fell for me

And so what if we're silly?

So what if it's soon?

What are we waiting for?

What do we fear?

I just know

That I wish you were here

I need to see your smile

I need to see you happy - It means so much to me!

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25 DELICIOUS CURVES

Delicious curves

Beautiful, gray eyes

Kissable lips

And a lovely smile

Sensual hands

A seductive stare

Pretty teeth that show

Everytime you laugh

Everytime I see you

I just want more

No, it's never enough

Once I've seen you smile

Your sweet words

Calm my spirits

And make me glad to be alive

But my heart, it raises

You make me feel afraid

Afraid of being in love

But even more:

Afraid of losing you

Afraid of you being

Someone else's girl

When you know that my heart

Belongs to only you

You're too good to be true

Yes, there's nobody else like you!

The mysterious gaze

Hides a quirky mind

So full of humility

And love for everyone

Your soul is full of passion

You're making art all the time

Fantastic creations

That you thought up inside

My friend, you reached for my hand

But pierced right through my soul

You left a part of you there

A pain, a pleasure, a need

A temptation

Fascination

That just will never end

I'll always be your friend

I'll run away with you

Where there's no fear, only love

And I will make you happy - And kiss away the tears!

So, You're New To The Internet

So, you've just got on the internet for the first time ever and you don't know where to start? Well, then here's the guide for you. Whether you're young or old, whether it's your first time on the internet or you just need to catch up: Here are all the sites you need to visit.

4chan - This is the place where all the internet trends start, where all the creeps hide, where all those things happen that people laugh about and make you feel like an outsider and they go all "Oh, you should've been there!" (Use strong caution on this site)

4shared - I find this place great, instead of making those backup disks and shit, I like to upload my files to the internet so they don't get lost, on 4shared you get lots of storage and you can upload most file types!

Apple - Go to this site and download Safari. It's a much better browser than Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer is known to be evil and for stupid people. OK, maybe not, but Safari works much better. There are some other things you can download from Apple as well, if you're into that. (No, it's NOT porn)

AVG - Go here to download their free anti-virus program. I don't know if it works or not, because I haven't got any viruses at the moment, but either way, I find that AVG is much less annoying than most other programs.

Facebook - Everybody has Facebook. Ev. Ree. Boh. Dee. Everybody. If you don't, people will pick on you. Your grandma even has Facebook! It's a great place to quickly keep in touch with basically everyone you know or are even remotely acquainted to.

Firefox - Go here. Download the Firefox browser. Why?, you ask. I've already downloaded the Safari browser, you say. Well, for some reason some websites don't work if you use Safari. Use Safari as your main browser and use Firefox on those websites that aren't cool enough to work on Safari.

Flickr - Go here. If you're a photographer, upload your photos here. It's really easy to register if you already have a Yahoo! e-mail address. (See below) This is one of the most popular photo sharing communities and quite easy to use.

Google - This is the god of the internet. Here is where you go, whenever you have something to search for. Google has a lot of other services besides being a search engine. Use as many of those services as you like, you'll only need to register one account.

Hotmail - Get an account here. They have a whole bunch of services, most of them slightly inferior to both Google and Yahoo! (See below), but it's always good to have a Hotmail, everyone has one and don't forget to download Windows Live Messenger, you can use your Hotmail address (and some other addresses too) on there!

Lime Wire - Go here. Download Lime Wire. Why?, you ask. I've only downloaded two browsers even though I already had one, you say. Well, Lime Wire isn't a browser. It's the program you use to download all the cool music and comedy shows you like.

Miniclip - This is the biggest online game website... Online. They have a nice sortiment of different kind of Flash-games. Good place to go when you are bored. Some games are very addictive, some are just boring.

Photobucket - This is another photo sharing site. I think it's good to keep your works on several sites, so you don't lose it. Also, Flickr and Photobucket have such different perks. They are good for different things, so I prefer to use both.

Wikipedia - Here is where you go to learn stuff. They have articles here about pretty much everything, so there's pretty much to read. They also link to some other cool Wikimedia projects. Of those, I recommend Commons.

Yahoo! - See, this is the website I mentioned on the "Flickr" introduction. If you have a Yahoo! account you can easily use that for Flickr. Yahoo has a bunch of other things as well. Look around, it's a big website.

YouTube - Don't register! Just use your Google account. I told you the Google account covers many services. Well, YouTube is one of those. Here, you can find a lot of short videos of different kinds and upload your own!

That's it: You're good to go! I think you'll find all the other parts of the internet on your own now... Or at least the parts you WANT to find!

This Is My Theory

In the beginning, there was only Ceiling Cat and Flying Spaghetti Monster. They fall in love and have a gay wedding. Then they have babies. Their son, Awesome Face, is the king of all awesome and their daughter, Longcat, is the queen of looong. This is my theory, you must now worship these deities.

Lazy Town

I've just discovered Lazy Town and I think I worship it

"If I Survive Anorexia, Does That Mean I'm Fat?"

So, I was thinking of all these beauty standards and that. A dear friend of mine, who is, by the way, very attractive, complains about being "fat". I personally think she is very good-looking and it would upset me if anyone made her feel unattractive. Being a few pounds over-weight doesn't make you fat, it doesn't make you unattractive and it doesn't mean you have to go on a diet, unless you want to, in order to improve your health, of course.

I checked out some modeling agencies and most of them don't have a plus size category, but some do and the models in those categories are special - Because they're not anorexic! Here are a few pictures that I found in the "Big Beauties"/"Plus Size" categories of various modeling agencies. And these are only a few!

"OMG! I survived anorexia! This must mean I'm fat!"

Yes, these photos were all found under the category "Big Beauties", because, apparently, these girls are TOO FAT and have TOO BIG BOOBS and TOO BIG ASSES to be considered REAL models and therefore have to be considered BIG models.

If you keep categorizing skinny girls as "big", of course you will make beautiful girls think they're fat, you idiots!

Public Domain Photos - Really Amazing Ones

Sometimes I like to browse the internet for nice Public Domain photos to save, in case I want to use them later for something, say a photo-manip. Then it is very good to have some simple and clear shots - But sometimes I just come across some photos that might not contribute to much in art - But that are more like pieces of art in themselves.

Here are some of my very favorites of the photos I've found!

This photo is famous and very painful... These are scars on a slave's back.

These are the conjoined twin girls Millie and Christine

Here are some general vintage child photos

Wow

Life sure sucks. Oh and I've had panic attacks on February 28, March 1, 2 and 3... After not having panic attacks since 2007!