2009-09-26

Signe Robertson's Random Piece Of Advice Number Eight

Today, I have some pieces of mini-advice for you.

If you love somebody now, forget how many people broke your heart in the past.

Don't shave your pubes in bed. Just don't.

If you want to dress old-fashioned, for example in 19th century clothes, but you decide to modernize or change the outfit a little bit, keep in mind that could mean you end up dressing in a way that was considered slutty in the 19th century.

If a huge house is talking to you, telling you to get out, you're probably either asleep or on drugs.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Bears are really cute, I know, but don't go near them for goodness sake!