I Don't Eat Enough?

O.K., my parents say I don't eat enough. As you may know, I only eat super-healthy, vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free food and it can't contain anything that might be unhealthy in any kind of way. On top of that I don't eat food that tastes bad. My parents say I don't eat enough, but I think I eat anything that they serve me... Except if something tastes bad.

So, my father "interviewed" me a bit about what I could consider eating and he wrote it down on a writing pad. I copied the list and I've decided to post it here, just for fun. Oh and in case any of your will cook for me in the future, you know what to make me he he he ;) Nah, just kidding, you're not good enough to cook for me :D

Here's what he wrote...

Lasagna

Pizza

Tacos

Pasta with GOOD sauce

Pasta with margarine and boiled vegetables

Mashed potatoes

Tofu is often OK to mashed potatoes

No weird flavors

No onions

No tomatoes

No weird textures

Nothing that STANDS OUT

So, that's the list

Moving on... Hedvig won't have her birthday party tomorrow after all, because she suddenly got sick, but her party will be in a few weeks instead.

Also... Last night, I woke up and fell asleep over and over... Well, it was more like, I went to sleep late at night, then I woke up in the morning and then later, like late on the morning or early day I fell asleep again... But I cannot recall how many "sleep sessions" I had. Anyway... I remember lots of little dreams and parts of dreams I had last night.

One thing I really remember well from the dreams was a strange thing... I had went with my mother to a zoo, to photograph animals and maybe some children playing with animals... So far the dream is very much similar to my reality, ha ha, (I didn't really laugh out loud there) but the thing is... Yeah, I had gotten to the zoo and there were these tiny tiny cows...

And I asked, "So can I photograph any of these little cows with the children?" and some lady working at the zoo went all like "Yeah, but this cow is too shy and that one is angry and bla bla bla bla", so there was really only one cow I could photograph... But then suddenly, a lady and a man and three little extremely formally dressed children grabbed the cow and sat at a table, with the cow as company, they were smiling and looking really happy and stuff.

I looked at them and I said "No offense but... I really didn't come here to photograph some hired actors that are supposed to pose with the cows... What I want to photograph is children and animals playing together, in the natural way, not dressed up and posing at a table... I didn't come all this way to photograph some hired bunch that get paid for being photographed... That's just ridiculous!"

Then the actor-daddy and the actor-mommy and their dressed up little kids left, the parents seemed pretty angry and said something like "OK, forget about it then, we'll just leave!" and then I felt really sad and angry... Like, why couldn't I just photograph some kids playing with animals? Are people too afraid that I'll photograph them or their children that the zoo has to hire actors that can be photographed? Lots of children love to be photographed, it's their parents that are paranoid and think all people that actually like children are pedophiles.

Another thing that I dreamt last night was that I somehow used magic to temporarily turn my cat into a bird. I let her fly free, thinking, if she wants to fly away and never come back, I guess I will just have to accept her choice. She met a boy bird and I was thinking - Hey, maybe they can have bird eggs that baby birds will come out of!

So, she and the boy bird flew away. Then I thought - Oh, no, what have I done? Why did I turn my cat into a bird and let her fly away with some strange boy-bird that I don't know, what if she gets hurt? My house was quickly rushing through the air, so you couldn't really go in or out through the doors.

I heard my cat meowing outside and I pulled the door open, though it was difficult. Then I lift my cat down, she had held on to the door with her claws. The cat was safe at home and I said to her, I'll never let you go, never let you fly away in the dangerous world, never leave you with a stranger, never change you.

After that I woke up... I mean, for real, woke up, stopped dreaming and that... And my kitty was there and I held her and I thought: I'll never change you, I'll never let you out in this world alone, I'll never let anything happen to you, I'll never leave you. My perfect kitty Gloria, of course I'd never let her out in the scary world alone.